Comedian Lewis Black on performance enhancing drug use:
"I don’t care that Lance Armstrong was doping. I care that he won’t admit it. I mean look what doping did for him. This is a guy who had cancer in his lungs, his brain, his testicles - he went through chemo. He lost one of his balls! And now he’s getting double the oxygen out of every breath!!
The question shouldn’t be, ‘Was he doping?’
The question should be, ‘Why aren’t all of us doping?’"